Battaile Demotivational Poster
LOVE IS ETERNAL - O death, where is your sting? O grave, where is your victory? Death is illusion; life, eternal truth.
I LOVE ANIMALS - Meat Is Delicious. Murder Is Delicious!
MUSIC = LIFE - Life without music would be a mistake. - Nietzsche
AMERICA'S FAVORITE DRUG - GIVEN ENOUGH COFFEE I COULD RULE THE WORLD
THE AMERICAN DREAM - I love animals. THEY'RE DELICIOUS.
EVERYONE - IS SLIGHTLY SCHIZOPHRENIC...
LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES, USE BIRTH CONTROL! -
ALWAYS BE YOURSELF -
PROCRASTINATION - At some point, I'll put the same effort into doing work as I put into avoiding it.
MAN'S BEST FRIEND - BE THE PERSON YOUR DOG THINKS YOU ARE
STEALING CAN BE MURDER - This is the moment a three-meter long crocodile hauled himself out of a river and tried to steal a kill from some very angry lions.